I finally got my dedicated DSL line up and working! The line itself has been working for several days, but it took me a while—and a long cell phone call to Speakeasy, with a self-righteous dollop of "No, I'm not running Windows or a Mac"—to figure out that my DSL modem wanted a crossover cable instead of straight-through cat5.

Now if I can just figure out how to merge my (mboxy-looking) Evolution mail folders with the (mbox) mutt ones...